Friday, May 13, 2005

Reichert Returns Pelosi's Shoe

"Starring as Prince Charming, freshman Rep. Dave Reichert (R-Wash.) dropped to his knees Thursday during a news conference and handed over a beige leather slingback that House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi lost during Wednesday's hasty evacuation of Congress." Reichert succeeded Jennifer Dunn, who did not seek another term. Many thought that she would run against Patty Murray and President Bush even began addressing her as "Senator." However, George Netheructt(who said he would bow out if she ran) ran and lost to Murray, losing his House seat in the bargain. Reichert rose to fame for his spearheading of the investigation into Seatlle's notorious "Green River Killer." Reichert said he found the shoe during the evacuation but did not know to whom it belonged until his wife emailed him about the Minority Leader's missing one.


Post a Comment

<< Home