Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Tuesday Morning Round-Up

A study performed by law enforcement indicates that many suburban Cook County students go to bus stops in the vicinity of residences occupied by sex offenders.
A Cook County prosecutor has been accused of assault. Said counsel for the putative victim, in reference to the maybe-perpetrator, "She's a big girl, and she'd been drinking."
The governor has "unfrozen" member initiatives.


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